• me: mom can i hang out with my friend next weekend
  • mom: where are you going to go
  • mom: what's their name
  • mom: where do they live
  • mom: how old are they
  • mom: are they from the internet
  • mom: what are their favorite colors
  • mom: what about hobbies
  • mom: what about pet names
  • mom: do you have a boyfriend
  • mom: are you lying to me
  • mom: what enthic group are they